OPERATIONS

Refill the Moon

Status: 74% full, rising

A multi-phase lunar top-up effort involving one (1) ladder and several strongly worded incantations.

Red Herring

Status: Didnt tell the manager what kind of casting

A continuing education solution involving regularly hitting up a notable local lake with the boys to practice casting.

Ledger of Owls

Status: audited, mostly

Quarterly financial review conducted by a rotating council of owls with strong opinions about depreciation schedules.

Project Sidewalk

Status: filling potholes (secretly)

A top-secret project funded from up high to secretly replace municipal utilities with newer, higher quality versions.

Operational Form 13-B

Status: filed, unread

The single most important bureaucratic spell in the SWMG archive. No one remembers what it does anymore.

Operation Shinyhunters

Status: ongoing

High priority assignment to hack the OSS. (They said their shadow goverment was cooler than ours)