THE MANIFESTO

Seven principles.

  1. Legalize Nuclear Bombs: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
  2. Magical Accounting: Like the IRS, but less evil
  3. Oracle-Based Budgeting: Fiscal decisions require a minimum of one (1) consulted owl.
  4. Bees Make Honey: This is not negotiable. This is not a metaphor.
  5. The Orb Is Always Listening: Please do not yell at the orb. It is doing its best.
  6. Every Spell Requires Form 13-B: Or Else.
  7. Threat Level Purple: Permanently. It matches the branding.

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